Good day, my fellow Bunnies! Today we address an issue plaguing many new and young bunnies; the issue of choosing a proper Magical Name.
While some bunnies may choose not to have one, a frowned upon decision in our vast community, most enjoy and look forward to creating their Magical names. Some go so far as to have multiple magical names, to assume these names on a day to day basis, and to otherwise use them inappropriately in order to convince people that they are truly a powerful Bunny who knows her Fluff.
It is important, when choosing a Magical name, to think of something presumptuous and complicated. Make sure to add “Lady” or “Lord” in front of it for prestige, and then “Elder” if you really want to make a lasting impression.No middle name is required and most Bunnies choose to ignore that unimportant piece anyway.
I myself have many magical names. You all know me here as Lady IsisMoonRose NightWaterDragon, but that is not my only name. My other more commonly used ones include Elder Lady SunWillow RiverNightHawk, Lady CerridwenElfStar AgateDolphin and Elder Lady SapphireSeaMist EmeraldLakeGuardian.
It is my experience that new bunnies want to choose a name right off the bat, which is a marvelous idea. Who needs to think it though, decide if it really fits them, and make sure it’s something they’d want to be associated with for a while? Definitely not me, and definitely not the impatient Bunnies waiting to prove to the world that they aren’t ignorant newbies. Thus we have a universal club for all new bunnies to join called “The Name of the Month” Club. Don’t think this limits you to only changing your name once a month; feel free to do it bi weekly, or every few days! If you are having troubles changing Magical names that frequently, here are a few resources you can use to help:
The sources listed above are serious, credited, recognized and dedicated to helping people, not just bunnies (bless their love and light filled hearts!), to find their true magical names. Keep in mind, magical names have been known to change over time, so make sure you keep these sources on hand everytime you feel a new emotion, meet a new person, see another episode or Charmed (for it is the Fluffy Bunny Bible after all!) or find a new Goddess to follow (make sure she conforms to the conditions of Love and Light though).
It is also important to keep a list of your previous magical names just in case you need to change identities quickly amongst the many covens you participate in. No good, self respecting Fluffy Bunny keeps the same magical name for more than a month within any given coven, and recycling names is one way to evade this issue entirely.
Beware of those who would try to discredit your validity due to the length and number of components in your magical names. First off, they’re just jealous. Second, why would you waste your time with someone who didn’t believe you really are a High Priestess after 2 months, or a reincarnated Egyptian Princess? Those haters. Better off to leave them and their short magical names (if they even have ONE, nevermind multiples) behind and continue the evasive methods mentioned in previous articles.
As always, this Lady IsisMoonRose NightWaterDragon (Aka: Elder Lady SunWillow RiverNightHawk, Lady CerridwenElfStar AgateDolphin and Elder Lady SapphireSeaMist EmeraldLakeGuardian) reporting from Calgary, Alberta.
Love and Light, Blessed be, and May the Moon Goddess watch over you all your days.